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幽默的英語句子

沒有人不會累，隻是每個人宣洩的方式不同，比如我：懶得說。

No one is not tired, but everyone has different ways of venting, such as me: lazy to say.

前面一隻蟲飛到我的數學題旁邊，看了幾眼題目死了。

A bug in front of me flew to my math problem and saw the problem dead.

每當我找到成功的鑰匙，就有人偷偷把鎖給換了。

Whenever I find the key to success, someone stealthily changes the lock.

孔子不能解決的問題，老子幫你解決。

I will help you solve the problems that Confucius cant solve.

減肥這種事從來不會船到橋頭自然直，你這體重，沒到橋頭船就沉了。

This kind of thing will never go straight from bridge to bridge. Your weight will sink before bridge.

早起的鳥兒有早飯吃，晚起的鳥兒有晚飯吃。

The early bird has breakfast, the late bird has supper.

即使失敗99次，我也要繼續下去，最起碼湊個整，免得強迫症又犯了！

Even if I fail 99 times, I will continue, at least to make a whole, so as not to make another obsessive-compulsive disorder!

在街上看美女，目光高一點就是欣賞，目光低一點就是流氓。

Looking at beauties in the street, the higher one is appreciation, and the lower one is rogue.

腳好冷，想借哪吒的風火輪踩幾天。

My feet are cold. I want to step on Nezhas wind fire wheel for a few days.

如果我死了，我的第一句話是：終于不用怕鬼了。

If I die, my first sentence is: dont be afraid of ghosts at last.

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