一、分享一個生活小妙招，隻要枕頭下面放一瓶水，晚上就可以方便喝水。

　　Share a little trick of life. As long as you put a bottle of water under your pillow, you can drink water at night.

　　二、當幸福來敲門的時候，或許我不在家

　　When happiness knocks, maybe Im not at home

　　三、戴耳機進來的過來聚一聚

　　Come and get together when you come in wearing headphones

　　四、再好的香水幹不過韭菜盒子奧

　　No amount of perfume is better than leek box

　　五、表白就要一步到位，小哥哥，合葬嘛

　　The confession must be done in one step, little brother, buried together

　　六、不好意思各位，因為我列表太多男生，我男朋友總是生氣吃醋，希望你們理解我，不想讓我男朋友總是生氣吃醋。所以我把他删了

　　Sorry everyone, because I have too many boys on my list, my boyfriend is always angry and jealous. I hope you understand me and dont want my boyfriend to be always angry and jealous. So I deleted him

　　七、大家好，隻要我堅持把剩飯放進冰箱，我就可以變成一個明星範冰冰。

　　Hello everyone, as long as I stick to putting leftovers in the refrigerator, I can become a star Fan Bingbing.

　　八、我姓王 我非常喜歡學習 開學了 我要拼搏一回 所以我叫王一博

　　My last name is Wang. I like to study very much. I have to work hard once, so my name is Wang Yibo

　　九、我男朋友的力氣特别大，經常背着我和其他人約會去

　　My boyfriend is so strong that he often goes out with other people behind my back

　　十、你就算失敗了99次，也要努力一次，湊個整數

　　Even if you fail 99 times, you have to work hard once and make up an integer

　　十一、世界上真有能，我就被一條龍服務過

　　There is such a thing as ability in the world, I have been served by one-stop service

　　十二、願得一人心，免得老相親

　　Willing to win a heart, so as not to get old blind date

　　十三、事事如料之外，年年有，餘額不足

　　Everything is unexpected, every year, balances is insufficient

　　十四、熬夜是真的會變醜，我已經從宇宙第一美女降到了地球第一美女

　　Staying up late is really going to get ugly. I have dropped from the first beauty in the universe to the first beauty on earth

　　十五、考完四級英語聽力，我悟出一個道理，有些話，隻能說給懂的人聽

　　After taking the CET-4 listening test, I realized a truth. Some words can only be said to those who understand.

　　十六、太謝謝他了，這麼熱的天沒有他的冷暴力，我真不知道沒空調的我怎麼活

　　Thank him very much. I really dont know how to live without air conditioning in such a hot day without his cold violence.

　　十七、睡前一定要吃宵夜，這樣才不會做餓夢

　　Be sure to eat late at night before going to bed so that you dont have a hungry dream

　　十八、此時此刻我心心念念的男人 誰能想到他的名字 竟然叫楊國福

　　At this moment I am thinking of a man whose name is Yang Guofu

　　十九、麻煩大家路過草坪的時候小心點 不要弄髒，我這個月要吃的土

　　Please be careful not to get dirty when you pass the lawn. The soil Im going to eat this month

　　二十、現在年紀大了不敢用可愛寶寶當頭像了，怕别人以為是我生的

　　Now that I am older, I dare not use a cute baby as an avatar. I am afraid that others will think that I was born.

　　二十一、我想你了 複合吧 這個賽季打不動了

　　I miss you. Get back together. I cant play this season

　　二十二、我不是一個好父親 不是一個好丈夫 也不是個好兒子那又怎麼樣呢 我是一個女孩子

　　I am not a good father, a good husband or a good son, so what? I am a girl

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