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英語笑話大全

娛樂 更新时间:2024-11-09 22:45:06

  1、a great man。Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great。man if he were still alive today?。Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years。

  2、一名偉人。老師:如果莎士比亞還活着,他會是一名偉人嗎?學生:當然。因為到目前為止,還沒有人活到400多歲。

  3、Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

  4、警察:有人搶你的手表時,你為什麼不呼救呢?男子:要是我張口的話,他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。

  5、The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.It's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?Ah, yes, answered the little girl. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?。

  6、一個小女孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。“沒有關系,”一位先生說,“不用害怕,你知道這條諺語嗎:‘吠狗不咬人。’”“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道嗎?”。

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